PEOPLE - 18 Weird Things Everyone Does In Private But Wouldn’t Do Publicly

What? I’m just having an imaginary argument out loud. Deal with it.posted on May 13, 2014, at 11:45 p.m.

1. Sing really extravagantly/sing opera style REALLY LOUD.

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Pavarotti would be proud, he really would.

2. Walk around naked.

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Definitely not OK to do outside the house, in fact you’ll probably get arrested.

3. Talk to yourself.

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4. Play weird games like taping up your face.

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If you haven’t done this, you haven’t lived.

5. Dance like no one is watching.

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6. Inexplicable jumping.

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It can’t be explained.

7. Making weird faces to yourself.

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Sometimes the urge is just too great.

8. Have imaginary arguments out loud.

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You are the king of excellent comebacks… four days later.

9. Run up stairs on all fours.

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Seriously, imagine doing that in a shop.

10. Spying on people.

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NEVER spy on people in a place you could get caught.

11. Squeezing spots.

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Whether yours or someone else’s, people just don’t like it.

12. Scoffing food.

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The only exception to the rule is possibly in the cinema.

13. Trying to move stuff with your mind.

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Strictly keep this behind closed doors (and keep practising, it’ll happen…)

14. Bad habits.

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Keep that sh*t in check.

15. Climbing on furniture.

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Sure, feel free to arrange yourself on furniture at home however you want, just don’t be doing it in public seating areas.

16. Farting really obviously…

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And if you do, pretend it wasn’t you anyway.

17. *MEN ONLY* Windmilling/Helicopter Penis

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Sure it’s fun when you’re just out the shower but do it in public and people will freak out.

18. Making weird noises.

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These have a habit of sneaking out when in a public place.

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